IRONICAL PARADOXES IN INDIA.....

😕Indian moms want their daughters to control their husband and expect their sons to control their wives.

😕Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.

😕Everything that is run by the government looks very bad except government jobs.

😕National animal - endangered

National pledge - unintended

National river - polluted

😕A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.

😕Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.

😕Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than making us feel safe.

😕We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies.

Last and the best ones...

😕We are Always in a hurry but never on time..!

😕Holy places are very interesting places - The poor beg outside and the rich beg inside.