*SUPERB_ Definitions*

                   

*CIGARETTE:*

A pinch of tobacco

rolled in paper

with fire at one end

and a fool at the other!

*MARRIAGE:*

It's an agreement

wherein

a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master

*LECTURE:*

An art of transmitting Information

from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either

*CONFERENCE:*

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present

*COMPROMISE:*

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece

*TEARS:*

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!

*DICTIONARY:*

A place where divorce comes

before marriage

*CONFERENCE ROOM:*

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on

*CLASSIC:*

A book

which people praise,

but never read

*SMILE:*

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!

*OFFICE:*

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life

*ETC:*

A sign

to make others believe

that you know

more than

you actually do

*COMMITTEE:*

Individuals

who can do

nothing individually

and sit to decide

that nothing can be done

together

*EXPERIENCE:*

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes

*ATOM BOMB:*

An invention

to bring an end

to all

inventions

*DIPLOMAT:*

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip

*OPPORTUNIST:*

A person

who starts taking bath

if he

accidentally falls

into a river

*MISER:*

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!

*FATHER:*

A banker

provided by

nature

*CRIMINAL:*

A guy

no different

from the other,

unless he gets caught

*BOSS:*

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early

*POLITICIAN:*

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later.